One of the local landmarks is also the inspiration behind the "Song Lyrics," Theme #296, of the Heywood Banks song Big Butter Jesus.
The song title is self explanatory in the late afternoon when the setting sun catches the sculpture in the pond along I-75.
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip
,like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
All I can say is O - M - G!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hesitate to ask the name of that church. If bad taste gets one to heaven, they're in like Flynn!
ReplyDeleteHA! Is that why you moved there?!? oh and by the way nice shot...
ReplyDeleteHa! is that why you moved there!?! What a fun shot. The things we learn in this challenge...
ReplyDeleteWow, this is something else. Now I have to check out the song, too.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Big Butter Jeasus, aka Touchdown Jesus! Makes me smile everytime I pass him on the highway. Have you seen the pic with the boys posing to spell O-H-I-O? Pretty funny: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AhJFXPNamHc/RzM8vwZPqwI/AAAAAAAAA7c/8M8l0tj_7mM/s400/butterJCBuckeye.jpeg
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