Exactly right, Val! "Get TWO, not one, but TWO corn cutters if you call our toll free number before midnight!" "And if you call in the next 5 minutes we'll include, absolutely free, the companion nail-in-a-board to impale your corn cob for cutting ease. A $19.95 value, absolutely free if you call in the next 5 minutes."
Recently relocated. Owner of a massive pile of boxes, full and empty. Telecommutes most of the time so the "office" is anywehre I have a great internet connection and my portable hard drive.
...and so you don't forget, call before midnight tonight for a special offer"!
ReplyDeleteThis is a cool gadget. I think it works better than teeth!
I need one of those things - I didn't even know they made those. My son has braces - he would love that! :) fun picture!
ReplyDeleteExactly right, Val! "Get TWO, not one, but TWO corn cutters if you call our toll free number before midnight!" "And if you call in the next 5 minutes we'll include, absolutely free, the companion nail-in-a-board to impale your corn cob for cutting ease. A $19.95 value, absolutely free if you call in the next 5 minutes."
ReplyDeleteI've never seen one of those things before. They think of everything.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great take on the theme. Love the details.
ReplyDeleteOh darn...I missed the free offer!!
ReplyDeleteI hate cutting off corn. Nice picture.
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